Famous Quotes from Customers and Employees of Timp HD

Bryn, one of my friends at work, keeps a quote sheet at work. Whenever a customer or a fellow employee says something awesome she writes it down. I think all of them are hilarious, and I thought I would share them - laughing is ALWAYS good. :)

* "You look tired." "I have a 5-Hour energy in my car you can have."
- I'm honestly not sure who said this, but my guess would be Corey.

* "You look pasty."
- Our lovely perve of a co-worker Burt said this to Corey. Rude, but still funny.

* "I make my wife spread eagle like that on the bike but for some reason it looks better on the bell."
- A customer actually said this to Bryn and Corey...while his wife was standing next to him.

* "You're really white are you sick?" "No, I just didn't put my makeup on today."
- Not sure who said this one either.

* "Try this on, you have the same size rack of my wife." (Bryn says in her head or to Corey) "Thanks for openly checking out my rack grandpa."
- It wasn't really her grandpa, just some nasty old guy.

* "When she walked back there in those jeans, those jeans that she was wearing....I got distracted and I dropped Collin's HEAD. And that's not good."
- Our best friend Dirk said this about me at our friends party - he happened to be very drunk.

* "Hey baby are you married? ...Do you want to be?"
- Some Hispanic man said this to Corey.

* "Hey do you think you could come back here and Betty Boop?"
- On Halloween, one of the guys I work with said this to me. He wanted me to pose like Betty Boop on a bike.

* "OH you have a restaurant here? I'm coming back on my route and taking you out!" ...."I'm not really into old truck drivers..."
- Haha either Corey or Bryn!

* "Just so you know, I zoomed. All that's in the picture is your butt."
- A guy we work with likes Bryn butt and got a new camera for Cmas...

* "You've gotta come see my car...it's Italian." "OK. Wow, that's nice." "You wanna get in?"
- A very wealthy customer came in his Maserati and asked Corey if she wanted to get in. He ended up giving like 3 peps rides.

* " Lisa, you got to lay off the pot...we been going at it since 11:00." Bryn - "That's nice, I already feel high being next to you."
-Some people like to get high.

* "Yeah, I actually eat the dandelions out of my backyard. They're not that great, but I have a lot in my freezer. I am going to make them taste better and put them in a green smoothie.
- Oh boy, this guy called me at like 5:30 tonight and gave me a whole speal about green smoothies and how he eats Kale, and how I should drink those smoothies, then he said this to me and I really had to work to not laugh at him on the phone. What a weirdy.

* "I'm a pretty boy, not an abominable snowman."
- A kid I work with actually said this to our boss.

I sure hope you enjoyed all these awesome quotes!

Time Off

So yesterday I was at work, and I was actually getting stuff done, and Bryn came over to me and Corey and told us that a cop was there and everyone was acting weird - my first thought was "Well duh, like half the people here could go to jail..." but then she said something about not being able to sell bikes. So Corey and I obviously went up to the kiosk to find out what was going on. Sure enough, everyone was acting a little weird and then we found out why. Apparently when our owner bought out his partner, they forgot to do some paperwork, which basically just makes it so we can't legally sell bikes... and since that's our business, well we got shut down. Just until Tuesday, but yeah, it was just a little weird. I am always at work on Fridays and Saturdays, and I've missed before for vacation, but it just feels so weird! It feels so nice though, I got to go to the gym this morning, and I've been de-junking my room which is much needed. I even found a bottle of contact solution while I've been cleaning... I sure don't wear contacts, and neither do my family, or my friends...ha. Weird.