Famous Quotes from Customers and Employees of Timp HD

Bryn, one of my friends at work, keeps a quote sheet at work. Whenever a customer or a fellow employee says something awesome she writes it down. I think all of them are hilarious, and I thought I would share them - laughing is ALWAYS good. :)

* "You look tired." "I have a 5-Hour energy in my car you can have."
- I'm honestly not sure who said this, but my guess would be Corey.

* "You look pasty."
- Our lovely perve of a co-worker Burt said this to Corey. Rude, but still funny.

* "I make my wife spread eagle like that on the bike but for some reason it looks better on the bell."
- A customer actually said this to Bryn and Corey...while his wife was standing next to him.

* "You're really white are you sick?" "No, I just didn't put my makeup on today."
- Not sure who said this one either.

* "Try this on, you have the same size rack of my wife." (Bryn says in her head or to Corey) "Thanks for openly checking out my rack grandpa."
- It wasn't really her grandpa, just some nasty old guy.

* "When she walked back there in those jeans, those jeans that she was wearing....I got distracted and I dropped Collin's HEAD. And that's not good."
- Our best friend Dirk said this about me at our friends party - he happened to be very drunk.

* "Hey baby are you married? ...Do you want to be?"
- Some Hispanic man said this to Corey.

* "Hey do you think you could come back here and Betty Boop?"
- On Halloween, one of the guys I work with said this to me. He wanted me to pose like Betty Boop on a bike.

* "OH you have a restaurant here? I'm coming back on my route and taking you out!" ...."I'm not really into old truck drivers..."
- Haha either Corey or Bryn!

* "Just so you know, I zoomed. All that's in the picture is your butt."
- A guy we work with likes Bryn butt and got a new camera for Cmas...

* "You've gotta come see my car...it's Italian." "OK. Wow, that's nice." "You wanna get in?"
- A very wealthy customer came in his Maserati and asked Corey if she wanted to get in. He ended up giving like 3 peps rides.

* " Lisa, you got to lay off the pot...we been going at it since 11:00." Bryn - "That's nice, I already feel high being next to you."
-Some people like to get high.

* "Yeah, I actually eat the dandelions out of my backyard. They're not that great, but I have a lot in my freezer. I am going to make them taste better and put them in a green smoothie.
- Oh boy, this guy called me at like 5:30 tonight and gave me a whole speal about green smoothies and how he eats Kale, and how I should drink those smoothies, then he said this to me and I really had to work to not laugh at him on the phone. What a weirdy.

* "I'm a pretty boy, not an abominable snowman."
- A kid I work with actually said this to our boss.

I sure hope you enjoyed all these awesome quotes!

Time Off

So yesterday I was at work, and I was actually getting stuff done, and Bryn came over to me and Corey and told us that a cop was there and everyone was acting weird - my first thought was "Well duh, like half the people here could go to jail..." but then she said something about not being able to sell bikes. So Corey and I obviously went up to the kiosk to find out what was going on. Sure enough, everyone was acting a little weird and then we found out why. Apparently when our owner bought out his partner, they forgot to do some paperwork, which basically just makes it so we can't legally sell bikes... and since that's our business, well we got shut down. Just until Tuesday, but yeah, it was just a little weird. I am always at work on Fridays and Saturdays, and I've missed before for vacation, but it just feels so weird! It feels so nice though, I got to go to the gym this morning, and I've been de-junking my room which is much needed. I even found a bottle of contact solution while I've been cleaning... I sure don't wear contacts, and neither do my family, or my friends...ha. Weird.

One of those days....everyday.

I'm sure all of you have had these days. And I'm sure all of you have had jobs where you just didn't want to go everyday - ever. Well, that is the stage I'm currently in. I know I complain a lot, but I've been in tears all night, so I just needed to get it off my chest haha. I just hate my boss's that's all. And they cause me to feel like the above Cartoon, everyday. EVERY DAY. So we'll see who ends up leaving first....me, or them, or probably definitely me.

está acerca de tiempo de dang!!!!

I'm have no idea how trust-worthy the online translator is that I just used, but I do know that I feel like a complete idiot for trying to look for "Mexican" in the drop-down box of what language I wanted my sentence translated to.
Onto my real reason for posting....my parents have owned a time share in Cabo for YEARS, and I have never been. But...I FINALLY GET TO GO!!! And I'm pretty excited about it. A week away from work, snow, cold and everyone that's bugging me. Haha, not many people are bugging me, I just can't wait to go get a tan and relax!

A Tribute to all the D-bags.

In my only year and a half of actual dating experience, I've sadly ended up with a lot of douche bags, and I've been pretty bitter about it. I ranted a lot about how (quoting a movie) "All men are b******s." And I was pretty set on this statement. I've also had a very hard time trusting ANY other guy after the last one. But lately I've made myself decide that I need to get over that, the trusting part will be hard, I won't lie. I do need to forgive all the others though. SO...I'm going to rant about them one last time and be done with all the bitterness.

(If you think this is dumb, sorry. Just don't judge me. I'm 21, and bored.)

You're a douche bag if you stop talking to a girl because she sticks up for values.

You're a douche bag if you date a girl for 3 months and she falls in love with you and then after her really really horrible Christmas you tell her you're going to date your other girlfriend instead.

You're a douche bag if you ask a girl for skanky pictures then stop talking to her when she says no (especially if you've only been an RM for 4 months) AND when 3 months later you try to hook back up with her when you have a girlfriend. Douche bag for sure. Poor girlfriend.

You're a douche bag when you just randomly start ignoring a girl for no apparent reason and won't answer her when she asks you why. Douchey tattoos don't help the douche-bag image either just fyi.....

So this more turned into a bashing session, which makes me seem like a bih. That really wasn't my intention. And I guess it was rude to put their pictures on, I'll probably end up removing this post, but basically I just wanted to say to make sure your brothers and sons and cousins and guy friends don't act like douche bags, we need a whole let less of them in my opinion.

Parker LeRoy Patten

I love him. Enough said.

FAIL.

I'm fairly confident I just had the most unsuccessful rice krispy making attempt EVER! Let's just say GIANT hard mallows, don't melt as well as small ones. It was more of a mallow blob with rice krispy sprinkles. Despite the unappealing appearance, I still ate it, and mostly enjoyed it. :)